Sarah Palin

Do I even have to elaborate on this one?

I liked Sarah Parlin until McCain idiotically chose her (or his people at least) as his running mate. The reason I liked her is because I had never heard of her. When I first read the description of her background I thought I was reading an Onion article... nope! This could have been our future vice-president. And since Senator McCain ran for president the ripe ol age of 73, it was not too unlikely that she could at some point over the next 4 years been in charge of our country!

Sarah Palin annoying? You Betcha! Let's reminisce over a few of the reasons why:

-She is pro-life and does not think a woman has a right to choose (everyone is entitled to their own views and that's not why I think she's annoying) -- but, when it hits close to home and her 17 year-old daughter Bristol gets knocked up by the local H.S. hockey star, she is thrilled that "Bristol has made the choice to have her baby." Oh!! now that it's YOU affected, you now have a choice?? Why do you emphasize the fact that Bristol "made this decision," and then push for policies that take away that choice??

-What is with the names of your kids? Track?? Trigg?? Bristol?? Piper??

-You are "so in tune with handicapped rights" and helping out the needy --- yet before you had a baby born with down-syndrome (which you need to REMIND everyone of constantly to take advantage of the situation), you cut funding drastically in your own state for Special Olympics AND several other programs which help the handicapped and needy. Give me a break!

-You actually think you have a chance to be the president one day. HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA!!

-You are kind of like Brett Favre, you just WON'T go away


It is yet to be determined whether Sarah Palin stepping down as Alaska's governor will mean we will be seeing more or less of her. I sure hope it's less, but I have a feeling it's the opposite. She's just that annoying pest that just WON'T go away! Everytime I have placed her out of my mind she comes popping right back in.

Please Sarah - stay in Alaska with your husband Todd and weird-named kids. Please stop making Americans look bad. And please, please, PLEASE just take your 20 minutes, take a snow-mobile & get lost and stay away forever.